Sunday, June 21, 2009

txt 10 commandments


A friend of mine sent me this not too long ago. I have been seeing it on several other blogs so I thought I would post it too. Pretty clever - wish I would have thought of this first! Below is a list of the 10 Commandments and how we would have gotten them if God had texted them to Moses. Can you figure them out? I guess I'm not up with the current text lingo. I didn't know some of these...

GOD TEXTS THE TEN COMMANDMENTS


1. no1 b4 me. srsly. 
2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
3. no omg's
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r) 
5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool
6. dnt kill ppl 
7. :-X only w/ m8
8. dnt steal
9. dnt lie re: bf
10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob. 

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl. 

ttyl, JHWH. 

ps. wwjd?

(HT: McSweeny)

5 comments:

Phillip Reid said...

That's awesome

Gee said...

I actually understood that...guess those grad courses paid off....

Thanks for posting this...it's awesome!

patsy said...

I could understand most of them. Still working on the ones that are harder. It was quite clever.

Tracy: said...

This is hilarious...will be sharing this with our youth group... haha!!

Running Hoosier said...

Very good, I like it...